Be the envy of all your friends with this stylish and amusing A3 poster print on thick 350gsm silk card. Watch smugly as your visitors chortle with delight at the metatextuality of the sentiment and bask in awe at the rich yellow and purple hues. And here’s the best part, you don’t have to actually attend a Colonel Dax gig to purchase on of these posters! Who’s gonna know?

Having said that, here are a list of upshots to buying them at a Dax gig:

• You won’t have to pay for postage.
• You will receive our loud noises directly into your ears.
• You’ll know in your heart of hearts that the poster is telling the truth.
• Cuddles.

Pros of buying one either way:

• My family and I get to eat.