Ted Dibiase hail from Sittingbourne, a place you've never heard of. Before they became an unbelievably cool punk band, they all played in metal bands, but they try to hide this. When they were 16 they played in a band called Basket Case. It wasn't really a very good band: they played at a School concert, but for the purposes of this blog they will talk as if the School hall was Wembley Stadium and that their old band was actually The Misfits.

Ted Dibiase and the Million Dollar punk band are pretty good but, frankly, have done nothing of note so far........

"Who?" - Piers Morgan

"Better than Rage Against The Machine" - Joe Mcelddery

"An exceedingly good band" - Mr Kipling