Retro Stefson are the "pop" in your popcorn and the "smooth" in your smoothie.

If Retro Stefson was an animal it would be a mixture of a squirrel and a lizard and a baby chimp. In other words a lemur, with some lizard in it.

Retro Stefson are the band that says "we do" when they are at the altar getting married.

Retro Stefson want to travel with you to small greek islands and countries in asia.

Retro Stefson will not take "who?" for an answer.

Not because it isn't, but because it's the same as whoa but with an "a" missing.

They will take whoa for an answer.

Even though it isn't.

Retro Stefson will travel with you to the rocky montañas in montana.

Please tag along. The trip will be whoa